Dear Google: Learn how to party
May 15th, 2007Dear Google:
I know you worked hard at your JavaOne party this year, but did you just copy Simula’s (aka devzzzzz) party from last year? You’re on top of the world – I expect more than bad beer and wine over the course of a few hours which you’ve paid 10x too much for! How will you attract your developers unless you flaunt your incredible chefs or tell us how awesome the 20% time is? The one thing that the party might have had going for it was exclusivity, but even then it was screwed up – you gave out invitations to anyone who asked. How are you going to keep the uncool people out?
Sadly, you are just a poor man’s Tangosol. They managed to get bought by Oracle and still have a party where someone can get a RedBull & Vodka. Where does that leave you?
Regards,
- Dan
May 15th, 2007 at 6:03 am
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July 28th, 2007 at 5:02 am
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August 17th, 2007 at 10:01 am
Well, it was exclusive enough, none of the JBoss guys were let in. Well, we did manage to sneek in through the back door and crash the party. At first I thought this was one of Google’s employment puzzles. If you could figure out to sneak in, you had the job. Nope, it really was more of, they didn’t want a bunch of drunks crashing their party.
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[...] netzooid » Blog Archive » Dear Google: Learn how to party I must admit I was surprised by the Google party last year. Richer than Croesus and the wine was undrinkable, and there wasn’t a DJ. what’s up with that? (tags: Google party music JavaOne) [...]
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