Kulp MicroEdition 2.0
June 24th, 2008Kulp Technologies is proud to announce the immediate availability of Kulp Micro Edition 2.0. This release builds on the success of the previous version to provide enhancements to the popular features:
- Ability to produce a wide variety of stinky, smelly fluids and excrement.
- A high pitched wail, expected to occur for about 4-5 hours a day, every day.
- Guaranteed to distrupt any thoughts of sleep for anyone around for the first couple months.
- Inate ability to require the use of all spare resources for the next 18 years. If you’re lucky, it will then require even MORE resources for another 4 years
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